Solved

By Neil Fleischmann

The problem with a Spanish soap opera
- I realize while glimpsing an American soap opera -
is not that it's in Spanish, but that it's a soap opera

The problem with people from other countries
who barely know English and often come across as off
is not that they don't know English, but that they're off

My problem of understanding you
as you dismiss me with
"It's not you it's me," is you.